I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

LITTLE TROUT ILYYY, PALESTINE GRIFFON ILY, LIL CRAB ILY

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up as longtime mutuals who never talk to each other

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing