Gauche

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

i love this post sm because all the faux intellectuals are in my notes like “op killed my family” and all the sexy philosophical bitches are in the tags like “ajkhsfhskfjhsjkfhskhfgsjgkshg”

does kissing actually feel good or are we all just lying to ourselves

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

And I’d do it again.