By reading this you have entered biting range

Least brain damaged orange cat

^every pharmacist ever hired

Shirt that says, "Sorry I'm like this. I'm overdue for my routine beating. 😔"

i am currently thinking about 🐇 hopping

i am currently thinking about 🦊 pouncing

uh oh

futile is one of the hottest things a situation can be

Like imagine if you were trying to figure out your gender and a shit ton of people are just always screaming about how you dont have to be a trans person and its actually binary and regressive to suggest you are one. Do you realize how fucked that is? Some of you need to consider suicide.

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.