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i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

Can’t get this on any other social media

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now