Vaudevillain Girls and Violin Strings

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

LOL

gentle psa to new comic artists about a problem i also suffered from: slow quiet pacing is totally fine BUT if that's not what you're deliberately going for, you CAN fit more Story Progression on the page. no, more than that. more than that even. i promise if you don't want it to a single action doesn't need to take a whole page to illustrate each of its steps, a lot of connecting magic happens in the gutters i /promise/ if you draw someone pulling up in a car then skip to them walking in the door with groceries we will Understand that they unloaded the car and unlocked the house you feel me

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

i think this post is improved by the knowledge that i got renamed "punished ant" after getting banned for posting a gift of optimus prime twerking, completely forgot that was my nickname, and didnt understand why i was getting yelled at for typing

The rookie mistake in fiction writing is assuming that short stories will be easier to write than novels because they're smaller. No. This is the equivalent to thinking that it's easier to make a pocket watch than grandfather clock. Short stories are complex engineering problems.

You need to find a way to pack all of the things that a story needs into a tiny like box without it overheating.

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

I fundamentally do not believe it’s possible for any person to track calories in a healthy and non-disordered way. I just don’t believe in that. Idc how many people claim they’re the exception like I actually especially don’t believe anyone who says that. “I need to do it” ohhhh okay. So looks like you’re already headed down the wrong path champ