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telling a girl with huge tits not to worry cuz i have protection and pulling out some lactaid pills

i need to bother everyone i love . right now yes

Why do people keep tagging my posts with "good post op"? I'm not post op. I don't think that's even the polite way to describe it anymore. And if I was most of you wouldn't ever know how good it is.

happy pride to all mean man hating lesbians

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about