singin' songs ya like to hear,

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

@staff Now unban all the other trans women you've been systematically taking out.

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*