Sodalis Apollo

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

dear god i know you ain't smote anybody in a hot minute but if you smite him dead tonight I'll start going to church. this offer is only valid for the next 24 hours thank you tell the kids I said hi

I miss the walking dead game ad where everyone chanted,“Eat the child!”

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

Your mother is the only one who understands me

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward