In the Trash Can

“Military ranks in Star Wars make no sense” they say, yeah no shit, the Rebels promoted a random city mayor into a general six months after he joined up and made him fly combat missions in the cocaine smuggling speedboat he used to own

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

Instead of Sam the cheerleader can we have Sam being so utterly done with Dean and Cas in the "honeymoon period" that he uses the angel banishing sigil because for the 5th straight night their loud sex goes on for over 3 hours at a time

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

Don’t make your older self into a husband you resent. Idk

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

happy pride month to “actually, love can get crazier than that.”