I honestly have no idea

just realized that Heated Rivalry came out after October. which means this year will be Shane and Ilya’s first kinktober. everyone hold on

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i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

I am officially experiencing a little crush. my first one? maybe? probably? it's on a guy that's my friend. who asked me out ages ago before we knew each other well and I said no because we didn't know each other well and I had no interest. and now we're great friends! because. I rejected him. so we're friends. and now years later Im kinda wondering what it would be like to kiss him. mmmmmmm. very overwhelming evidence of something a little demisexual going on with me to be fucking honest. how do I make it stop fr

HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE LORD PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY this is weeeird I don't like it

he likes me and wants to go out but now how do I explain to this poor man that I like him too but if he tries to do as little as hold my hand unwarned I will startle away like a prey animal, so like, are you sure, sir? I need you to be so sure sir please

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

Hr has consumed my fandom time and ao3 usage so much lately that I have trouble remembering what the hell I was shipping before

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario