Roy's Domain

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

funny how everyone wants to pretend str/ay/c/at/j is some kind of woke icon while conveniently forgetting that he crinkled a paper slide door AND swallowed a wrong thing to eat 🙄

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."