A dick is a dick and a cock is a fucking penis

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Did anyone actually ask the horse what it's name was

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Each hair on my body represents 1 of my dreams

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born