kasper

The coldest line in coty is when he says "I'm gay, it's great, I'm happy and hopefully you're happy for me too. If not, I hope you have a think about why you want a fellow human to be unhappy." SAY THAT PHIL!!!!!!

it's july now, but i'm still gay, what do i do

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"