Kitten

Whine. Squeak. Do not touch - hump.

This is actually being sold as a spermicide. They can't be very forward about it at this point in history because there were laws about selling contraceptives to unmarried women and without prescriptions. So the "hygiene" excuse is used to keep it under the radar of people who don't already know what they're looking for.

Clorox was, as far as I know, never advertised in this manner, but there was another brand of bleach called Zonite which was.

"Odor-causing waste substances" yeah I'll bet.

Listerine too:

They get so squirmy and excited, covering their faces with their hands and getting all flustered while whispering thank you mommy.

Oh, and by the way, if you call them such good boy, they might start grinding on your thighs, so be aware of that.

steve rogers, natalia romanoff, james barnes, tony stark, pepper potts, and bruce banner are people from radically different walks of life, and should therefore have extremely different styles of communication, despite all off them nominally speaking the same language (english). they should have different senses of humor, different senses of where the boundary lies between irreverence and insult, different boundaries, different sore spots, different goals as well as different methods of communication.

the fact that all these characters banter the exact same way, i.e how joss whedon thinks is funny, is incredibly shallow and grating.

steve grew up as a challenging little shit, who was also very small and poor, and he did it in 1920′s-30′s brooklyn new york. he regularly got his ass kicked. tony stark is also challenging and provocative, he’s a shit stirrer, but he grew up rich as all fuck. no one was beating the piss out of him in a dirty alley. tony has grown up surrounded by sycophants, rich enough to get away with whatever amount of bad behavior he wants to pull; steve grew up poor and disabled in a society that openly advocated for the death and degradation of the weak and unfit. why the fuck would they enter a conversation the same way? why would they deliver a snappy retort the same way? natasha romanoff is a spy, she’s manipulative, she’s always watching to see how a joke lands, she’s always conscientiously tuning herself this way and that to get results. she doesn’t have the luxury of casual defiance, or unthinking obnoxiousness, or even standing by her principles and pissing off someone she hates. again, why would she be tossing off little asides the same as tony, or even the same as steve?

the princess bride is sincere, and the characters still banter in their own voices. fezzik is cautious and methodical, inigo is weary and incredulous, vizzini is desperate to impress everyone with his own intelligence and in so doing often sounds like a complete twerp, buttercup is so incredibly pissed off she doesn’t have any brain cells to spare for joking around, and westley is here to ruin everyone’s day. and it works! the characters have great banter because they’re striking sparks off each other, not meshing like identical cogs in a machine.

Co-op game where if one player sees another, they die.

Both die? Just the one who does the seeing? Just the one who is seen? All players or just one crucial character? Do reflections count?

Wizard battle.

Flaming ghost ship (like the one allegedly in Nova Scotia) which could have both an orange setting and a blue ghostly setting.

Dancing demons and/or skeletons, perhaps playing music.

A Hieronymus Bosch hellscape. Close to the previous idea, but way more interesting.

A volcano. Perhaps with fleeing dinosaurs.

A nest with a phoenix, and maybe some eggs or chicks.

Little buildings, with or without little firefighters.

That Elmo meme.

The "this is fine" dog.