on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldnât help feel like the OâConnells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The OâConnells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibinâ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: âSo what is it you do for a living my dear?â
Evelyn: âWe dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!â
Morticia: âfascinatingâ
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh heâs screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I havenât really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting:Â My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
