the house that always rains

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

go onto any career-related subreddit and you’ll find someone making a post like “hey everyone! i’m considering going into this field, any advice for a newbie? :)” and all of the comments will be like “do NOT work in this field. i’m $200,000 in student loan debt. i get paid $0.15/hour and i work 80 hours a week. my manager and my coworkers all beat the shit out of me every wednesday.” and this is in literally any subreddit about work. i’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

we used to make rage comics about how spoons will spray you with water if you wash them at the wrong angle. not anymore. now we just suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer

girls who used tumblr during 2014-18 were highly fashionable ones and had so many cool ideas 😩