There's a Nerd Here

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

The greatest trick the devil (the capitalist) ever pulled was convincing us that certain jobs weren’t “real” jobs

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

to be fair, most of these EXCEPT the god damned Red Delicious were not bred or cultivated for eating, but for cider. We celebrate when we find an orchard that sells Rome or Newtown Pippin seconds, because they're tart enough to add flavor and balance out the sweetness of the other apples. You can't make a good cider from purely sweet apples, and you usually want a good blend of sweet, tart, and crisp.