Will Kid Icarus Be Saved From 3DS Hell?

haha wow you’re such a gentle and fatherly figure in my life, can i suck you off???

Kirby Air Riders and Pokopia are both genuinely dream games of mine but I don't care literally the only thing that can make me get that wretched slab is my 👼 that

it's not a fetish it's just a fun thought exercise

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro

I really like how the cake that’s dropped during missions is definitely strawberry angel food cake. Like Palutena really went “hm I wonder what he would like to eat on his missions? Oh yes! Angels food! For my angel!”

"a niche game has 10 fan content a month!" That a statistical error! A niche game usually make 1 fan content a month! The kid Icarus community, Who make 100 wonderfully made fan content every month, Is an outlier and should not have been counted.