Will Kid Icarus Be Saved From 3DS Hell?

And I don't mean that I understood what they meant based on context. I understood the words coming out of their mouths. Chilling. Horrifying. The dark side of learning another language.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"everyone is paying super close attention to everyone else all the time" actualy statistical error. hypervigilance georg, who enters fight or flight when someone starts breathing differently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#this one's for the people who hear 'people aren't paying that close attention to you! I mean do YOU pay that close of attention to them?'#and go: unfortunately yeah!!!!!!!#you are georg hope this helps. love u#hang in there one day u will be able to pay less attention all the time

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

do you know why they call me what they do

its cause of my cooter

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

showed up to the custody hearing dressed as spongebob

the good news is im free all weekend if anyone wants to eat a big sandwich with me and drink mr pibb. bad news is that bitch judge couldn't handle the sponge