This is my boy Scrungly, he has some of the diseases

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE

Something by I love about Black Menswear is how they’re not afraid of color and personality. It’s not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. It’s also just very dapper.

YESSS i especially love the florals...

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

OH MY GOD

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus