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Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

*rolls a 1*

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Writers, dancers, fuckers, beaters, liars, flyers, and little girl creepers. Each one with two names or three names or four We know what you call us–we’ve heard it before

We drink on Tuesdays in between buyers and fuck on the weekend when everyone’s tired And nobody knows who’s who anymore which is just how we like it And just how we’ll stay

If you ask him his name he’ll smile a bit She’ll give you a kiss and you’ll give her a tip And the reason he’s grinning is ’cause everyone knows That names don’t mean nothing in painting or prose

So we’ll write and we’ll dance and we’ll fuck and we’ll beat We’ll lie our hearts out and then fly in our sleep You can’t stop the music, the groans, or the come Our bruises will mark us, our scars make us one

All those little girl dancers and lazy romancers Will keep the world spinning And loving too much

You can’t stop the tide when the weirdos come out And there’s nowhere to run where you can’t hear our shouts

And if you forget who you nailed to the cross Who you dragged through the mud Who you battered with fear Remember we like nails, and mud, guts, and tears So do what you do ’Cause we’ll always be here.

- ©2018 Guy New York

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

how to compliment someone without seeming like a fucking creep. an easy how to guide:

a) compliment them on something that they can change. don’t say ‘nice tits janice’, say something like ‘your shoes are rad’ or ‘your hair looks great’.

b) don’t be a fucking creep. if it’d weird you out if it was said to you, then it’s likely too creepy to say to someone else.

EASY.

I guess he saw me speed walk, overtake, then completely outpace some really tall business man in front of me (who had also increased his speed to overtake me back but failed).

Anyway this complete stranger doing the exact stereotype of what a man shouldn’t ever do drove up next to me, rolled down the window and said:

“That is the fastest damn walking I’ve ever seen. Ma’am, you…have the soul…of a bicycle.”

Then rolled up his window and drove away.

He didn’t creepily drive behind me, he drove regular speed and came to a rolling stop. He didn’t roll down his window all the way or stick his head out, he said his piece quickly and with a great amount of awe and respect, then he didn’t act like he needed a response from me or expect anything from the compliment. And then he left as quickly as he came. The compliment was so good and politely delivered that I’ve thought about it with amusement for over a year.

Amethyst live tweeting that new episode, Legs from here to Homeworld!Make sure to watch if you haven’t all ready