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1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys

Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom

You forgot that you were widowed as a child

You help your mom eat her abusive ex

Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released

Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares

The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it

You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk

In a shocking twist, the game features character customization

A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship

A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.

Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.