The Lamentable Cheese Thrower

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.

one thing I wish people understood about tumblr posts is that they are not confession booths. if you see a post calling attention to the fact some behaviour patterns may actually be racist or misogynistic or transphobic or anything else you don't actually have to go into op's replies or tags to tell them You Personally have this patterns for detailed unproblematic reasons. I can't speak for the op of every post obviously but the point is likely to make people look at themselves critically and think about why they do the things they do. and if you're capable of introspection and understand that a post does not apply to you, the correct thing is to move on. you are just not its target audience

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

Always a reblog.

You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

There was a delivery mixup with my chicken pellets which means I have had to feed them corn and oats and rice and things from my pantry for the past few days. (This is not a nutritionally balanced chicken meal, it's like living on big macs.) The chickens, of course, are loving this, and are gonna be so fucking pissed when their real food gets here on Monday. I anticipate being yelled at a lot for daring to give them healthy pellets instead of delicious corn.

My chickens being like "if we were meat chickens on a farm you'd let us live on corn" and me being like "if you were meat chickens on a farm you would've been slaughtered and cooked already"

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

9 out of 10 times I see people on here celebrating a new "landmark piece of anti-AI legislation" the legislation in question is inevitably some variation of "we propose making IP laws more restrictive but presented through the language of opposing AI". But that one from germany about holding google liable for the words of its AI overview feature is legitimately good I think. If they actively choose to shove that thing in everyone's face as the first thing they're going to see when they make a google search then they shouldn't be able to dodge accountability for the information it provides with a little "gemini AI can be inaccurate, please remember to double-check information teeheehee" disclaimer.