from here to mars

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

What if you were the FOURTH SON and you had SIX CHILDREN and YOUR WIFE DIED and your first son was an ALCOHOLIC and the second one was INSANE and the third one was a NERD and your fourth one was BALD and his younger sister TRIED TO GIVE HIM A LOVE POTION and then because of your INSANE SECOND SON you accidentally KILLED YOUR BELOVED OLDER BROTHER and you SENT YOUR SECOND SON AWAY and you let your BALD SON be a HEDGE KNIGHT'S SQUIRE and then years later that knight GOT ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS PREGNANT and at some point you also became KING and your INSANE SON named his son fucking MAEGOR and then A ROCK KILLED YOU. Maekar Targaryen, most stressed out dude in the Seven Kingdoms.