sx drugs rock n roll

basically I accidentally listened to a song few years ago and it led to this

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

Got bootlace code and hanky code confused for a second & tried to remember what yellow laces mean & thought to myself "piss? No"

What has absolutely no precedent though is that my second thought was "killed a taxi driver"

Love portland and its bdsm sex shop at the end of every block downtown god bless

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

I also cant stop thinking about gay sex at work but i never get the afternoon off because of it :c

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

yeah okay ill reblog that

weve been fucking

old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?

Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?

Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.

noncon friendship

Coworkers

our top scientists have discovered one good thing about the netherlands

our bottom scientists have gone on record to state "mmf! nnnhh, ah, uhngh, mmm yes, agh! aaagshdfjflahgdfg"