PunkMonsterPrincess

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

if you are hungry eat some BREAD you willl love it

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

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