space oddity

all i do is play video games incorrectly 

my love language is acts of service! 😚 (indiscriminate killing on command)

the world may be dark and scary and lonely but we are alive and eating fruit and listening to music and dancing and creating art and petting animals and sharing kisses and love letters. so perhaps it isn't too bad.

miss drawing the silly lil dinosaur man

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge