dragon age pisses me off because i'm always like no i'm done i'm finished and then i find myself thinking about it still from time to time. its like the ex-husband i'm 99.9% over but then that 0.1% comes back to bite me in the ass

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

why do both the warden and hawke’s dogs have to be male. -_-

it’s feminist action to headcanon ur video game pet as female despite all evidence to the contrary. girls can also be war dogs who bite and kill.

it’s DAME pounce-a-lot to ME.

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

playing a million different characters and stories in swtor back to back as you're getting immersed in the world while being allowed to basically do everything like it's an offline rpg with the occasional random and deeply weird chat message on dormund kaas of two people arguing over the least arguable topic possible is a gaming experience flavor everyone must taste