or I could be a rock star!

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

Like I said above. Third trimester is tough so working has been, as well. If you would like to support our new family, you can purchase us something off either of the baby registries: BABYLIST: https://my.babylist.com/baby-michelle-fus AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/michelle-fus-september-2026-stevensonranch/3O5E4YXI5ARSH As you may or may not know, my husband and I don't have much of a support system. We were hoping through the kindness of my readers we could knock off all the small stuff so that my husband and I can focus on affording the larger stuff. No pressure, but anything helps!!! Thanks everyone for your support and for reading 💕🐣

Please consider getting a few things for my friend's baby registry! 🥺

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation