all you need is ♡

my favourite evolutionary trend is very unrelated animals saying “shit, lets go get huge and lumpy in the ocean” on multiple occasions

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

You forgot the pig fucking.

Omg I absolutely love her. She’s the definition of just a little creature

This is creepypasta for barn owls

hi! thanks for including my art. it’s of a man

Wonderful!

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

Bootyshorts but they say “licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0 international license” across the ass

*sees meat at the store* oh my god they made the magnus archives into a real thing