onward and upward

deadbeat group chat member

i miss it when movies let you figure out shit on your own without excessive exposition

like for example in ocean’s eleven they don’t tell you these guys are gay they let you figure it out

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

No you dont get it; in Severance, the people have jobs but they dont like it. thats what makes it so genius in a sense...

Has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world