good girls club

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.

hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.

Oh this is crazy

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out