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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

we fucking found them?

Faith would love dumb mobile games like subway surfers. She'd tell Buffy it reminds her of her childhood and Buffy would be like "haha like playing it on your parent's phone?" and she'd go "No, reminds me of running from the cops."

My favorite thing about Control (2019) is easily the fact that obsessive compulsive people who participate in “rituals” are more likely to be sensitive to the paranatural. Therefore, they’re encouraged to join the Bureau of Control. Like, finally my obsession with doing things in threes has a purpose.

Control is so good bc it's like: what if there was a big fucked up building? And I'm already on board, but then they're like what if the fucked up building was full of fucked up objects? And I'm like holy shit baby I'm already sold. And then they're like wait. You didn't even let me tell you about the people in it. And by this point I'm already deliriously horny but I say okay go on and then the game is like yeah so the people? Fucked up too. And then they flash typography at you that's so fucking stylish you get lightheaded and swoon. That's what Control is like. And it owns