this years girl

there should be big extended events in tomodachi life, like there should be a chance for one if your miis to spontaneously develop a zombie virus, and a zombie apocalypse starts on your island and lasts until one of your miis develops a cure or everyone is infected. (once everyone is infected it turns out there actually was no virus, and everyone was just kind of placebo'd into believing they were zombies)

lastnight i went to a lesbians house and she had 18 labubus and no couch

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

WE GOT LINDSEY GRAHAM DEATH BEFORE MCCONNELL CONFIRMATION???