Saw a nonsharing hate post that just went "i block nonsharers, what's the point of playing with toys if you won't share them?" And I just. I'm. I'm not playing with toys. This is my husband. I don't want to hear about other people kissing my husband. That's just weird bro.
Like, good on you for selfshipping for funsies, but some of us are ficto. That's my whole husband, not a plaything I'm hogging.
I block monogamous people, what's the point of playing with toys if you're not sharing them? /s












