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@miceofpardise
Today’s cons: Miserable acid reflux and nausea, and pinching my sciatic nerve so I can’t even stand up all the way straight. I’m aging like that dude in Indian Jones who drank from the wrong grail.
Today’s pros: I got to go home early and I tried some absolutely delectable vegan pho (that hopefully won’t reactivate the tummy problems).
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Someone send me that Jenna Maroney listening clip! I need it! I’m gonna send it to my therapist
the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..
Am I being a creep? I don’t want to jump his bones. There’s no indication he’s anything but a dyed in the wool heterosexual. He just seems like an interesting person to know with interesting opinions and I’d love more cinephile history nerds in my life.
I will meet Andrew Rakich of Atun-Shei films and dazzle him with my insight, imagination, and wit.
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Is anyone else in the US getting the most insane rahrah nationalistic ads for American flag themed junk on this site?
[Image of text saying,
Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.
To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('Ä‹ildra') was the plural of 'child' ('Ä‹ild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.
"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.
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One of coworkers & commiserators of over 10 years put in her notice for the end of the month ðŸ˜
Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
My hot take? Bring back the rood screen. Whatever is going on back there is none of our business.
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Mom mentioned the family going on a trip abroad for my 40th which I think is a great idea. Right now I’m thinking of London/UK; I’ve always wanted to go and it’s probably generally easier to navigate an English speaking country (we’ve never been abroad together before and family travel already has its complications, amiright?) But while I’m there it would be lovely to take the Chunnel to Paris to see my friends there. And maybe my brother and I could organize some kind of not-too-cliche cute romantic evening for mom & pop because when would they ever be in the City of Love again?
But also, and here’s the wrench, I’ve been telling myself for years I’d make it to Istanbul before my 40th. I really don’t think I could get my family on board for that. I could go in autumn, which is when I’d like to see the city anyway, but I really really don’t want to go by myself.
I’d love to develop more of a relationship with my Celtic and Germanic pre-Christian ancestors but when I look into other people on that journey it’s like ok I’ve got eclectic out-of-touch new age woo-woo types on one side and straight up neonazis on the other 🙃
Tony Revolori is so cute. Not in the sense that I find him attractive so much as I want to pinch his cheeks and make sure he’s eaten today
The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
Have you considered men’s slutty hairy legs?
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I know the Yearning is becoming a problem because I’m trying to rewatch Clan of the Cave Bear (was obsessed in middle school, it’s not holding up) and I’m looking at these hokey 1980s Neanderthals like… it’s not a no
There’s a double entendre here somewhere about hitting rock bottom
If I looketh not erelong upon the stark Edenic raiment of a man with mine own eyes, verily, I shall give up the ghost
