217/Two | 25+ | they/them + TfA!Prowl my beloved since 2011 + + ask me about my ocs + icon by @iholli banner by @bonefydskeleton 🩷 ℓσνє уσυ тσ ¢увєятяσи αи∂ вα¢к 🪐✨️
🪐 Currently on the brain: In the tomo trenches, talk to me in a month [it has reawakened my dc obsession too]
Hello everyone! My name's Two (short for 217), I'm in my mid-20s, agender (they/them), aroace / ficto-exclusive, and I really love cats! I'm that weirdo on your dash that's abnormal about Prowl <3
🪻 BYF | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐
🪻 commissions yay!!
🪻 Art Fight!
This is a sideblog; my main is @szammy. Yeah, it looks like that. Sorry. Tumblr nerfed me back in 2018.
If you like DC, you can also find me at @htub | my new photography sideblog is @cameracat | check my main for other sideblogs!
🪐 I first saw TfA (and fell in love with Prowl) when I was 12, fell out of the fandom for a long time, and now I'm back for good! He's my irl partner and I'm non-sharing about him, he's too special to me; please be nice about it.
I'm an OC enthusiast and x canon shipper. OC creation is my favorite ever thing to do so expect to see my little guys. 🧡
🪐 Transformers things I have seen so far are
Transformers Animated [TfA] • Beast Wars [BW] • Cyberverse [Cv] • Cyberworld [Cw] • Transformers Earthspark [TfEs] • Transformers Prime [TfP] • Rescue Bots [TfRb] • Rescue Bots Academy [RbA] • Robots in Disguise 2015 [RiD15] • War for Cybertron [WfC] • Transformers One [TfOne] • Bayverse 1-5 • Bumblebee [BbM] • Rise of the Beasts [RotB]
> Currently watching: rewatching rid15
Lastly, this is a harassment-free zone, we are all friends here! Please take your hate and bad vibes elsewhere, if you want to police how people enjoy things, this is not the place for you. Yes, this means you, antis. Go away.
DNI if you have hate in your heart [or you're touching my husband]
🪻 If you want the world to be a kinder place, someone needs to take the first step – it might as well be you.
One more thing – please don't send me anything of you pretending to be Prowl (as 'tis the season for f/o letters in inboxes). That is not the type of relationship that we have. He's my irl husband, and it'd make me deeply uncomfortable if someone else showed up and started impersonating him. Any of my other f/os (not tfa or Thrash) are fair game and much welcomed though!
I keep losing this stupid post so it's in my pinned now
*TfA!Prowl only. Love doubles for anyone else, befriend me if we have the same taste in men!
Before voidsharing was coined, nonsharing used to mean Exactly That and i'm not going to change my label because someone else decided to change the meaning, but when i say nonsharing i mean NONsharing. Go away. Don't tell me you exist. Please.
Most Beloved Blorbos
obviously there's this guy first;
Prowl 🧡 | TfA | the one the only, my beloved husband-conjunx of 14 years and going strong. He's on a different level from any of the others. Prowl is not a "character I like", he's real to me in every way that matters, and we are together irl. This is not a selfship and I don't like referring to him as an f/o, he's just my partner. We are married. I have a ring. I am fully non-sharing and will block doubles and ship tags for my own comfort.
and on a related note
Sari Sumdac | TfA | my little sister! I can't be with Prowl and not see his team's kid as my own. I'm selective sharing for her <3
Thrash Malto | TfEs | my beautiful son! I see so much of Prowl in him. He's my boy. Mostly non-sharing about him; he's allowed to date in theory, but I have to vet you first.
🪐 Unfortunately, due to multiverse issues, I cannot filter out every single Prowl ship tag. I like seeing other versions of Prowl, I don't consider him to be the same character as mine.
🪐 If you're posting TfA!Prowl ship content or (especially) thirst posts about him or anything similar, and you want to do me a kindness, you can tag them with #two don't look to gatekeep them from me. I do not expect anyone to do this for me, but just in case you want to, the option is there, and I'd be grateful.
Below was originally a short list but it keeps growing and there's no end in sight... why are all of the guys in this franchise so lovable it's like catnip to me
🪻 sharing status
🪻 a full list can be found here
[🪐 1] top favorite guys
Chase [Aligned] his autism makes me insane, how tf did he manage to get a top spot on my list
D-16 [TfOne] my sweet boy. he's so precious to me. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him
Megatron [MTMTE] i was never immune to a sad old former-bad guy with so much guilt. he is for me.
Whirl [MTMTE, Cv] i saw his lore and it was love at first sight holy fuck. and i love his design, long lanky digitigrade legs are my jam
[🪐 2] special to me too
Optimus Prime [Aligned] let him rest. he is so tired. please he deserves a break and a hug
Ultra Magnus [Aligned, MTMTE] oh baby you're so neurodivergent
Swerve [MTMTE] his terminal yapping disease could rival mine, and i think we should kiss about it
[🪐 3] i am holding them
Ratchet [Aligned/TfA] what can I say, i'm an old man enjoyer [not a selfship i just think he's neat]
Starscream [Aligned/TfEs/any] he's so pathetic. you know i need him.
Blades [Aligned] pookie bear
Smokescreen⋆ [TFP] my son, my boy. my little guy
Waspinator [any] he has never done anything wrong, ever, in his entire life (ignore the crimes)
[🪐 4] Honorable mentions
My favorite guys who didn't get their own blurb but they are still very dear to me. Including but not limited to:
Ravage [IDW] | Rodimus [IDW] | Rung [IDW]
Sentinel Prime [TF1] | Whirl Jr⋆ [Aligned] daughter baby
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My father made one of my favorite foods yesterday and texted me that there's leftovers and i can come by and eat them if i want (i still have a key to his apartment), so i'm sitting here snacking and i think i just saw my brother's car pull in 😹😹 he does NOT know i am here lmfao i do not live here
You would think TFCon would change this perspective but actually seeing all the 2009 rare toys and having my friend outline all the ones they murdered in childhood just reaffirmed that any toy regardless of quality is meant to be played with. Yeah its tragic when it finally breaks beyond repair but every 20 step bumblebee (unique battle equipment) with an arm ripped off by my nephew is going to transformers valhalla for fulfilling its purpose.
Your boxed Studio Series Prowl yearns for the bliss of annihilation after 6 months serving in the toy box army.
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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: ‘All flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planet’s most extreme wetlands, like caustic “soda lakes”, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.’
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: ‘More than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzania’s Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).’
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: ‘They can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.’
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: ‘The birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
“You’ll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,” Dr. Arengo said. “And as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.”’
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: ‘The lake’s landscape is surreal and deadly—and made even more bizarre by the fact that it’s the place where nearly 75 percent of the world’s lesser flamingos are born.’
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: ‘Flamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red – without them, flamingos would be white.’
logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know
I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
I finally managed to get up but then got immediately sidetracked in the kitchen because I have peaches there, so I sat back down on the floor and accidentally ate a peach. Attempt 1 failed
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I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
I finally managed to get up but then got immediately sidetracked in the kitchen because I have peaches there, so I sat back down on the floor and accidentally ate a peach. Attempt 1 failed
I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
Me when i receive an art fight attack: (comment will arrive within 1-3 business days because i need to muster up the energy to write a properly appreciative reaction response)
Me when i post an art fight attack: (refreshing page every half hour) where. commentce
For nonhumans with fur: Imagine your F/O helping you brush your fur when you're shedding/moulting, and by process of shedding so much... they can make a mini-you entirely made up by your fur.
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