217/Two | 25+ | they/them + TfA!Prowl my beloved since 2011 + + ask me about my ocs + icon by @iholli banner by @bonefydskeleton 🩷 ℓσνє уσυ тσ ¢увєятяσи αи∂ вα¢к 🪐✨️
🪐 Currently on the brain: In the tomo trenches, talk to me in a month [it has reawakened my dc obsession too]
Hello everyone! My name's Two (short for 217), I'm in my mid-20s, agender (they/them), aroace / ficto-exclusive, and I really love cats! I'm that weirdo on your dash that's abnormal about Prowl <3
🪻 BYF | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐
🪻 commissions yay!!
🪻 Art Fight!
This is a sideblog; my main is @szammy. Yeah, it looks like that. Sorry. Tumblr nerfed me back in 2018.
If you like DC, you can also find me at @htub | my new photography sideblog is @cameracat | check my main for other sideblogs!
🪐 I first saw TfA (and fell in love with Prowl) when I was 12, fell out of the fandom for a long time, and now I'm back for good! He's my irl partner and I'm non-sharing about him, he's too special to me; please be nice about it.
I'm an OC enthusiast and x canon shipper. OC creation is my favorite ever thing to do so expect to see my little guys. 🧡
🪐 Transformers things I have seen so far are
Transformers Animated [TfA] • Beast Wars [BW] • Cyberverse [Cv] • Cyberworld [Cw] • Transformers Earthspark [TfEs] • Transformers Prime [TfP] • Rescue Bots [TfRb] • Rescue Bots Academy [RbA] • Robots in Disguise 2015 [RiD15] • War for Cybertron [WfC] • Transformers One [TfOne] • Bayverse 1-5 • Bumblebee [BbM] • Rise of the Beasts [RotB]
> Currently watching: rewatching rid15
Lastly, this is a harassment-free zone, we are all friends here! Please take your hate and bad vibes elsewhere, if you want to police how people enjoy things, this is not the place for you. Yes, this means you, antis. Go away.
DNI if you have hate in your heart [or you're touching my husband]
🪻 If you want the world to be a kinder place, someone needs to take the first step – it might as well be you.
One more thing – please don't send me anything of you pretending to be Prowl (as 'tis the season for f/o letters in inboxes). That is not the type of relationship that we have. He's my irl husband, and it'd make me deeply uncomfortable if someone else showed up and started impersonating him. Any of my other f/os (not tfa or Thrash) are fair game and much welcomed though!
I keep losing this stupid post so it's in my pinned now
*TfA!Prowl only. Love doubles for anyone else, befriend me if we have the same taste in men!
Before voidsharing was coined, nonsharing used to mean Exactly That and i'm not going to change my label because someone else decided to change the meaning, but when i say nonsharing i mean NONsharing. Go away. Don't tell me you exist. Please.
Most Beloved Blorbos
obviously there's this guy first;
Prowl 🧡 | TfA | the one the only, my beloved husband-conjunx of 14 years and going strong. He's on a different level from any of the others. Prowl is not a "character I like", he's real to me in every way that matters, and we are together irl. This is not a selfship and I don't like referring to him as an f/o, he's just my partner. We are married. I have a ring. I am fully non-sharing and will block doubles and ship tags for my own comfort.
and on a related note
Sari Sumdac | TfA | my little sister! I can't be with Prowl and not see his team's kid as my own. I'm selective sharing for her <3
Thrash Malto | TfEs | my beautiful son! I see so much of Prowl in him. He's my boy. Mostly non-sharing about him; he's allowed to date in theory, but I have to vet you first.
🪐 Unfortunately, due to multiverse issues, I cannot filter out every single Prowl ship tag. I like seeing other versions of Prowl, I don't consider him to be the same character as mine.
🪐 If you're posting TfA!Prowl ship content or (especially) thirst posts about him or anything similar, and you want to do me a kindness, you can tag them with #two don't look to gatekeep them from me. I do not expect anyone to do this for me, but just in case you want to, the option is there, and I'd be grateful.
Below was originally a short list but it keeps growing and there's no end in sight... why are all of the guys in this franchise so lovable it's like catnip to me
🪻 sharing status
🪻 a full list can be found here
[🪐 1] top favorite guys
Chase [Aligned] his autism makes me insane, how tf did he manage to get a top spot on my list
D-16 [TfOne] my sweet boy. he's so precious to me. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him
Megatron [MTMTE] i was never immune to a sad old former-bad guy with so much guilt. he is for me.
Whirl [MTMTE, Cv] i saw his lore and it was love at first sight holy fuck. and i love his design, long lanky digitigrade legs are my jam
[🪐 2] special to me too
Optimus Prime [Aligned] let him rest. he is so tired. please he deserves a break and a hug
Ultra Magnus [Aligned, MTMTE] oh baby you're so neurodivergent
Swerve [MTMTE] his terminal yapping disease could rival mine, and i think we should kiss about it
[🪐 3] i am holding them
Ratchet [Aligned/TfA] what can I say, i'm an old man enjoyer [not a selfship i just think he's neat]
Starscream [Aligned/TfEs/any] he's so pathetic. you know i need him.
Blades [Aligned] pookie bear
Smokescreen⋆ [TFP] my son, my boy. my little guy
Waspinator [any] he has never done anything wrong, ever, in his entire life (ignore the crimes)
[🪐 4] Honorable mentions
My favorite guys who didn't get their own blurb but they are still very dear to me. Including but not limited to:
Ravage [IDW] | Rodimus [IDW] | Rung [IDW]
Sentinel Prime [TF1] | Whirl Jr⋆ [Aligned] daughter baby
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I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
I finally managed to get up but then got immediately sidetracked in the kitchen because I have peaches there, so I sat back down on the floor and accidentally ate a peach. Attempt 1 failed
I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
I finally managed to get up but then got immediately sidetracked in the kitchen because I have peaches there, so I sat back down on the floor and accidentally ate a peach. Attempt 1 failed
I'm tired and i want to sleep, but i need to change my bedsheets before bed, and i'm too tired to do that, so i'm just sitting here and getting progressively more tired. Do we see the problem
Me when i receive an art fight attack: (comment will arrive within 1-3 business days because i need to muster up the energy to write a properly appreciative reaction response)
Me when i post an art fight attack: (refreshing page every half hour) where. commentce
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For nonhumans with fur: Imagine your F/O helping you brush your fur when you're shedding/moulting, and by process of shedding so much... they can make a mini-you entirely made up by your fur.
I just want to be this cute cuddly little thing and climb on someone’s lap just to be close to them or lay on the couch with someone watching cute movies.
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My new bug screen immediately came loose in the same spot the previous one had come loose too because of course it did, and I was met with a wasp stuck on the wrong side and unable to get out, just sitting on the netting looking outside, clearly lost. So i raised the blinds more to make the exit more obvious, stood on my toilet lid to reach up there and pointed towards the hole, and this wasp actually looked at my finger and followed it, and was able to make its way outside without further issue and fly off.
So not only are they smart enough to understand when humans are helping them, thdy also understand the meaning of pointing. I remember watching a documentary on cats once where they used "able to understand what pointing means" as a testament of the cat's intelligence, so why are we all sleeping on wasps? Why have I never seen a documentary on how dang smart they are, because clearly there's so much more than the average person has any idea of?
I finally bought new bug nets for my bathroom window because the one i had was torn beyond repair and opening the window let all the bugs in, so i've been keeping it closed, but that keeps the heat in. So i go to install them and in the less than five minutes i had to leave the window open and unprotected to stick the damn thing in there, TWO bastard flies just come right in like it's a goddamn open house. Those bitches were chasing each other. Zipped past me and right to the kitchen. I already caught one on the cat food, plus they're loud as hell. I hate it here. Eviction notice??? Bitches get OUT
I manahed to catch one between two hands, but i'm about to shower so i was standing there butt naked, all my windows netted up, and a fly in both hands. Why does this always happen when i'm naked. I tried moving it to one hand so i could use the other one to figure something out, but it managed to wiggle out and escape. Damn it
Catching flies would be a lot more fun if i were doing it recreationally and not because the mothers of fuckers are harassing me. The mighty hunter stalks its prey
I finally bought new bug nets for my bathroom window because the one i had was torn beyond repair and opening the window let all the bugs in, so i've been keeping it closed, but that keeps the heat in. So i go to install them and in the less than five minutes i had to leave the window open and unprotected to stick the damn thing in there, TWO bastard flies just come right in like it's a goddamn open house. Those bitches were chasing each other. Zipped past me and right to the kitchen. I already caught one on the cat food, plus they're loud as hell. I hate it here. Eviction notice??? Bitches get OUT
I managed to catch one between two hands, but i'm about to shower so i was standing there butt naked, all my windows netted up, and a fly in both hands. Why does this always happen when i'm naked. I tried moving it to one hand so i could use the other one to figure something out, but it managed to wiggle out and escape. Damn it
I finally bought new bug nets for my bathroom window because the one i had was torn beyond repair and opening the window let all the bugs in, so i've been keeping it closed, but that keeps the heat in. So i go to install them and in the less than five minutes i had to leave the window open and unprotected to stick the damn thing in there, TWO bastard flies just come right in like it's a goddamn open house. Those bitches were chasing each other. Zipped past me and right to the kitchen. I already caught one on the cat food, plus they're loud as hell. I hate it here. Eviction notice??? Bitches get OUT
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I also got these two posters for 2€! They were labeled as educational posters for preschoolers but LISTEN ok i've been wanting to learn the names of local creatures! Especially now that I post my photos and want to tag them! So they're perfect and also look at me you KNOW i want the nature posters. I could go to preschool. I'd be really good at it i think
I bought a cooling mattress cover and it's too small for my mattress but that's okay because my plan was always to just throw it onto the bed and coccoon myself into it. And for that the size is just fine
