217/Two | 25+ | they/them + TfA!Prowl my beloved since 2011 + + ask me about my ocs + icon by @iholli banner by @bonefydskeleton ๐ฉท โฯฮฝั ัฯฯ ัฯ ยขัะฒััััฯะธ ฮฑะธโ ะฒฮฑยขะบ ๐ชโจ๏ธ
๐ช Currently on the brain: back on my dc bullshit, but i will never leave this place
Hello everyone! My name's Two (short for 217), I'm in my mid-20s, agender (they/them), aroace / ficto-exclusive, and I really love cats! I'm that weirdo on your dash that's abnormal about Prowl <3
๐ชป BYF | ๐ช | ๐ช | ๐ช | ๐ช
๐ชป commissions yay!!
๐ชป Art Fight!
This is a sideblog; my main is @szammy. Yeah, it looks like that. Sorry. Tumblr nerfed me back in 2018.
If you like DC, you can also find me at @htub | my new photography sideblog is @cameracat | check my main for other sideblogs!
๐ช I first saw TfA (and fell in love with Prowl) when I was 12, fell out of the fandom for a long time, and now I'm back for good! He's my irl partner and I'm non-sharing about him, he's too special to me; please be nice about it.
I'm an OC enthusiast and x canon shipper. OC creation is my favorite ever thing to do so expect to see my little guys. ๐งก
๐ช Transformers things I have seen so far are
Transformers Animated [TfA] โข Beast Wars [BW] โข Cyberverse [Cv] โข Cyberworld [Cw] โข Transformers Earthspark [TfEs] โข Transformers Prime [TfP] โข Rescue Bots [TfRb] โข Rescue Bots Academy [RbA] โข Robots in Disguise 2015 [RiD15] โข War for Cybertron [WfC] โข Transformers One [TfOne] โข Bayverse 1-5 โข Bumblebee [BbM] โข Rise of the Beasts [RotB]
> Currently watching: rewatching rid15
Lastly, this is a harassment-free zone, we are all friends here! Please take your hate and bad vibes elsewhere, if you want to police how people enjoy things, this is not the place for you. Yes, this means you, antis. Go away.
DNI if you have hate in your heart [or you're touching my husband]
๐ชป If you want the world to be a kinder place, someone needs to take the first step โ it might as well be you.
One more thing โ please don't send me anything of you pretending to be Prowl (as 'tis the season for f/o letters in inboxes). That is not the type of relationship that we have. He's my irl husband, and it'd make me deeply uncomfortable if someone else showed up and started impersonating him. Any of my other f/os (not tfa or Thrash) are fair game and much welcomed though!
I keep losing this stupid post so it's in my pinned now
*TfA!Prowl only. Love doubles for anyone else, befriend me if we have the same taste in men!
Before voidsharing was coined, nonsharing used to mean Exactly That and i'm not going to change my label because someone else decided to change the meaning, but when i say nonsharing i mean NONsharing. Go away. Don't tell me you exist. Please.
Most Beloved Blorbos
obviously there's this guy first;
Prowl ๐งก | TfA | the one the only, my beloved husband-conjunx of 14 years and going strong. He's on a different level from any of the others. Prowl is not a "character I like", he's real to me in every way that matters, and we are together irl. This is not a selfship and I don't like referring to him as an f/o, he's just my partner. We are married. I have a ring. I am fully non-sharing and will block doubles and ship tags for my own comfort.
and on a related note
Sari Sumdac | TfA | my little sister! I can't be with Prowl and not see his team's kid as my own. I'm selective sharing for her <3
Thrash Malto | TfEs | my beautiful son! I see so much of Prowl in him. He's my boy. Mostly non-sharing about him; he's allowed to date in theory, but I have to vet you first.
๐ช Unfortunately, due to multiverse issues, I cannot filter out every single Prowl ship tag. I like seeing other versions of Prowl, I don't consider him to be the same character as mine.
๐ช If you're posting TfA!Prowl ship content or (especially) thirst posts about him or anything similar, and you want to do me a kindness, you can tag them with #two don't look to gatekeep them from me. I do not expect anyone to do this for me, but just in case you want to, the option is there, and I'd be grateful.
Below was originally a short list but it keeps growing and there's no end in sight... why are all of the guys in this franchise so lovable it's like catnip to me
๐ชป sharing status
๐ชป a full list can be found here
[๐ช 1] top favorite guys
Chase [Aligned] his autism makes me insane, how tf did he manage to get a top spot on my list
D-16 [TfOne] my sweet boy. he's so precious to me. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him
Megatron [MTMTE] i was never immune to a sad old former-bad guy with so much guilt. he is for me.
Whirl [MTMTE, Cv] i saw his lore and it was love at first sight holy fuck. and i love his design, long lanky digitigrade legs are my jam
[๐ช 2] special to me too
Optimus Prime [Aligned] let him rest. he is so tired. please he deserves a break and a hug
Ultra Magnus [Aligned, MTMTE] oh baby you're so neurodivergent
Swerve [MTMTE] his terminal yapping disease could rival mine, and i think we should kiss about it
[๐ช 3] i am holding them
Ratchet [Aligned/TfA] what can I say, i'm an old man enjoyer [not a selfship i just think he's neat]
Starscream [Aligned/TfEs/any] he's so pathetic. you know i need him.
Blades [Aligned] pookie bear
Smokescreenโ [TFP] my son, my boy. my little guy
Waspinator [any] he has never done anything wrong, ever, in his entire life (ignore the crimes)
[๐ช 4] Honorable mentions
My favorite guys who didn't get their own blurb but they are still very dear to me. Including but not limited to:
Ravage [IDW] | Rodimus [IDW] | Rung [IDW]
Sentinel Prime [TF1] | Whirl Jrโ [Aligned] daughter baby
Tigatronโ [BW] brother/bff | Transmutateโ [BW] my beautiful daughter who has every disease | Springloadโ [Aligned] froggie!! i just think he's neat
Cliffjumperโ [any] he's like a hamster to me | Knockoutโ [TFP] | Wreck-Garโ [TFA] | Tarantulas [TfEs] | Nightshade Maltoโ [TfEs]
โ = non-romantic
I'm not much of a canon x canon shipper, and much prefer to throw ocs at my favorite characters. However, a few notable exceptions are the following:
MegOp [any except TfA] โข CyGate โข Skystar, JazzProwl [any except TfA] โข KOBD โข Miroah โข Boulder x Graham โข and lowkey also Megatron x Isaac Sumdac
> and I need RiD15 Strongarm and Sideswipe to be Amica! Platonic OTP
I do however reblog ship art of other pairings if it looks nice, just because. I'm generally simply neutral towards most ships.
OCs
my list of ocs grew too large to comfortably fit on this post. And it will grow even more. Because I love ocs!!
They are here now!
Other tags
#two talks | general tag for my posts
#two draws | art tag
#two's ocs | oc tag
#answered asks | self-explanatory
#oc ask game | ask game related stuff
#ask game collection | just the games <3
#dividers | you'll never guess
#๐โโฌ๐ผ | agere tag
#๐๐โโฌ | conjunx ship tag ๐งก
#โญ๏ธ๐ | Sari tag (my little bug)
#๐๐งธ | Thrash tag (my son!!)
#๐ฟ fascinating | nature tag (new)
conjunx userbox credit [it was made for me ; you may NOT use it for yourself ] | dni userbox credit
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I'm at a pride event and i got a bowl of food from an african food truck because it's something i haven't tried before. I barely sat down and this homeless(?) man showed up and. Asked for my FOOD?
He kept gesturing at the bowl and then his mouth and making an eating motion. Repeatedly. Continuously. I even gave him an empty bottle I was planning to keep to appease him (you can get money back for returning them and he had a whole bag of ones he'd collected) and he just kept asking for my food. Which i was ACTIVELY EATING.
If I was done and had some left over then yeah whatever shoot your shot i guess, but by the time he appeared i'd eaten maybe two bites. Just. I still cannot fathom the sheer audacity. Brother wdym you want my FOOD?
My beloved Mii Human Prowl. I really feel like he would dress like this, if the animators weren't cowards. Let him dress like a hippie like he's meant to
Bonus picture of how he just greeted me under the cut
The outfit really sells it. I know you're all jealous, but he's taken!!
Ngl, last time i was at pride, i got the yucks every time i saw a gay couple kissing or just being overly affectionate, and i was genuinely worried for a bit that i had somehow become homophobic??
Until i remembered that i just don't like seeing pda, like, as a whole. There just didn't happen to be any hetero couples around at that time. Very relieved. No cause for alarm: i just hate everyone equally ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ๏ธ
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It was both our birthday! Prowl doesn't actually have one (at least not an earth-one), and it doesn't feel right to just assign him a random date with no meaning to it. So I decided last year to just share mine! My birthday is special to me, and I wouldn't like to share it with just anyone (celebration wise i mean, of course i don't mind if a random person somewhere has the same birthday lol), but I don't mind if it's Prowl. In fact, I'd love to share with him! It can be OUR special day ๐งก
We went out to eat with my family, and had a really nice time! My father took us to a lovely little outdoor restaurant, and the food was amazing. I got a hanging skewer!
I choked SO bad on that complimentary shot. Just utterly failed at that task. I swear I know how to drink, but it took a wrong turn and went down my windpipe. It hurt so bad. My family was laughing at me. How do you fuck up taking a singular sip. We did a lil toast and everything and then i just died
My father also made mermaid cupcakes lmao (they have three colors inside and are delicious!)
Before driving to my father, we stopped at a little park to see some deer (just Prowl and me)! I haven't gone through them yet, but I did take some nice pictures with my camera :3 Prowl stayed in my pocket, but i made sure his head was peeking out so he could see them!
I wrote Prowl a letter before I left too, just because I felt like I should. I mean, it's OUR birthday. I'm sharing it with him. I'm not posting it this time though; to be honest it's always felt a bit weird to do that. They're for him, not for the world. I doubt anyone cares enough to decypher my ass-tier cybertronian handwriting, but still. They're private letters. I do like to share bits and pieces of my life, but my relationship isn't for content ๐
Enjoy the envelope though you can have that โจ๏ธ
I know Prowl doesn't love the idea of eating meat, but I'm an omnivore, it's just what I do. I don't think he'd really mind as long as I didn't try to make him eat it, at least not enough for it to really be an issue. I hope so anyway. Because damn do i love me a nice steak, sorry Prowl
I'm posting this very late (8 minutes to midnight in my timezone), but we had a very busy day!
Today was all our birthday! Mine, Spike's, and Prowl gets to share it with us because he doesn't have his own. We went out to a lovely outdoor restaurant, and of course I shared my side salad with Spike (he wasn't too keen on the meat skewer).
He quite enjoyed the car ride too! I should take him out more often, I think he'd like that ๐ฉต
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I have to go out into the field to even have a chance at seeing the stars, because it's the only place without any streetlights. Unfortunately, being out im the middle of a field, alone, at midnight, is admittedly a little terrifying. When I got there, I was thinking to myself that sadly I wouldn't be out very long because it's too scary, so I'll have to go back soon.
Then 5 minutes later I'm lying on my back on the ground with my teddy, watching the shooting stars, and just vaguely telling myself to be careful not to fall asleep
