awkward zero-gravity cuddling

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

I'm gonna scream if I see one more person suggest that a good limited use of ai is "just for brainstorming". The coming up with ideas part? The thinking about stuff part? That's the part you think we should shrug off onto the plagiarism machine?

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it