I'm holding on to you

reblog if “Ur that Tumblr hoe lmao”

this is why i deleted my grindr

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

these are really important to me

behind this 100% where do I buy prints

i have these on my wall, and i guarantee, they are SPECTACULAR (and yep, CC-licensed, so you’re good to print them locally)

We have these framed in our aerospace senior design lounge!

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SPACE THEMED PRINTS THIS IS AMAZING

So gorgeous.

Neat!

I really fucking love NASA for this.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

me with patron silver tbh

tbh strawberitas

THIS

Reblog every time

HOLY SHIT