Sticky Moon Pudding

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

ok, like, don’t stop drawing rocktiz but we really need to increase our production of Grace Fucking That Rock Raw to avoid another sans undertale situation

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

*noticing you’re getting an erection* dude your genital is becoming a heckin chonkerino

never underestimate the tumblr user's ability to defend its territory from intruders (site updates)

It looks like your body cavity is the right temperature to incubate eggs... haha jk. Unless...

Your tissues look like a nutritious source of calories for hatchlings. I'm just saying...