This Was Not To Be Expected

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

Please understand that not every marginalized person is going to have a list of peer reviewed sources and accurate statistics proving the bigotry they face in their daily life and you sometimes just have to decide to believe people when they tell you they are suffering

Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

holding you between my big metallic mandibles

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.