outright mess

“never meet your heroes” is about how you shouldn’t look at your favorite writers’ twitter accounts

The Grammys really said to artists of color you can write the most beautiful albums in existence but there’s always gonna be some mediocre white boy who will release a terrible, trashy song objectifying women who will get the nomination instead of you

No offense but like the Grammys giving their little intro speech ab diversity is absolute fucking crap if J Beebz’ pile of trash is getting noms while The Weeknd who has the biggest song of the year got ZERO. Like fuck off with your diversity speech you don’t even recognize artists of color who 5000% deserve to be recognize but will nominate mediocre white men who deserve an honorable mention *at best*

I went to see John Mulaney back when he was only starting out as a stand-up comedian and I was eating candies and disrupting his bit so he called me a “bitch with teeth” which was followed by a long silence and a, “As opposed to a bitch with no teeth?” I liked that a lot .

I really need to look at the username before I Google.

I just accepted it as fact before I read the reblog….

I’ve reblogged this previously just assuming that it was real…

this needs no context because it applies to almost everything

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

thinking about that one time some old white guy in a cafe turned to my friend who is a hijabi and said “i’m really glad you’re in this country” and she looked him dead in the eye and said “well i’m not” 

also thinking about the time my friends and i were at the beach and some middle aged white guy came up to us and asked if we recognize the breed of his dog to which we were like ??? and he was surprised we didn’t know and said it’s a middle eastern breed (none of us are middle eastern)

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

I’m tired of rich people spreading positivity in times of crisis. SPREAD SOME FUCKING FUNDS.

the best part about change your ticket is they say ‘let ME change your ticket home’ which i assume means that they will handle the organising+payment while i lounge sensually in bed