What do we say to the God of Death? Not today.

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

#relationshipgoals

Because of time zone differences, New Year’s eve day is like people doing “the wave” on a global scale.

this is literally the best post ever

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

I don’t know what to do with this information, but I live it

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN ABLE TO PUT THIS INTO WORDS

LIKE WHEN I COME OUT OF A AVENGERS MOVIE OR SOMETHING I WALK OUT AND THINK THAT MY HAIR IS FLYING BEAUTIFULLY BEHIND MY BACK, THERES AN EXPLOSION IN THE BACK GROUND AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING BACK. THEN WHEN I GET HOME I PRETEND ITS MY BAT CAVE AND NOT THE PLACE WHERE I BECOME A LIFE FAILURE