Oh Lawd he COMIN

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

Mmm… Delicioso.

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

catholic school speedrun

during the first liturgy if you slap the communion wine out of the priests hands and collapse at his feet hollering in tongues you can clip right through the floor and go straight to hell

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

This looks like that giant mushroom gif

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

I love her bulb