@crocketingsolly made me do this. I ain't sorry
*camera pans to a newly opened restaurant. Inside is a false open kitchen concept where a team of fursuiters run around with oversized, colorful plastic kitchenware, cartoonishly miming cooking actions. Occasionally a pot catches on fire, and all the "cooks" promptly panic and run around squeakin at the top of their lungs. In the dinin area is a team of fursuited wait staff. One waiter in particular looks absolutely miserable, mumbling about "really needin this job"*
WewcOωOme to Diesel's Twuck Stop Cafe hOωO may i take u OωOdew
UωOuld u wike to see our menUωU? Hewe are some gwwwweat suggestions UωU:
Cweamy chicky alfwedo dip (teh sauce comes stwaight fwom alfwedo himsewf ;3 )
Spinach awtichOωOke-me-daddy dip
Ow if u cannot make up u mind, why not twy ouw cawpet bunny sampwew pwattew :3
Fow dinnew, how about some
Diesel denial dinnew (chicky fwy steak wif cweam gwavy. It sewved on a speciaw pwate wif Texas fuwwy fiesta's ban lettew to diesel raccoon so UωU can wead as u eat)
CawniVORE buwgew (it not vegetawian ;3 )
Ask about nuzzling ouw bulgy wulgy special (it vewy Spicy so be cawefuw Ωω̯Ω)
How about something to swawwow? ;3c
Bull bweastmiwkshake (we have vaniwwa, choccy, and stwawbebby bulls UωO)
And fow pwesident's day, twy ouw new help-me-mistew-obama-im-dwowning in adult sweet tea (you'll be so squishy by da time ur done)
Bwownie scat fudge sundae
Infwates-u-making-u-big-and-wound cweam puffs
Pony jaw cweme bUωUee (it comes wif a toy ^_^ )
And fow a wimited time, 10% off ur biww if u weaw ur fuwsuit (25% off and excwusive access to da pawty woom if u weaw u muwwsuit OωO)
And of cOωUse don't fowget to wet us know if it u biwfday so we can sing u a speciaw biwfday song UωO
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