pile of rotting flesh

nothing bad is ever going to happen to me ever because I am not real

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

My favorite thing about 'Saviors' is there's a couple songs on it that are pretty recognizably Green Day, and then there's the ones that are like, "Oh, that's Bill and Mike and Frank, the dads down the street. They get together and play in Bill's garage every Sunday from eleven til two. They're pretty good, actually. Janet tried to get them to play at the block party last summer, but Mike says Bill's got stage fright. Oh well. Let me get you that pie recipe." Those are the best ones.