as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Peace and love and fujoshi cuck chair of the mind on the plannet earth

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

lalo salamanca is such a ridiculous fucking character. he kills people without even a shred of remorse, when he sees cops his first instinct is to grab his gun, he travels all the way to germany, seduces the widow of a guy that worked for fring, only to snoop around in her house for a bit, he's hiding in the sewer like pennywise, he only sleeps for one hour a night, when he talks to hector he recites the entire alphabet multiple times so that his uncle can spell a word, he dies laughing