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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

bisexualgambit

Snapchat: please watch me have a mental breakdown

Tumblr: lmfao check out this funny ass post!!!

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visual-infinity

The Green Dragontail butterflies

sugar-cook

Best quality: his wiggles!

robustmyaft

IM SORRY, THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CREATURE NATURE HAS TO OFFER?!!?!

r-dart

timemachineyeah

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

eroticmirotic

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

nyardynn

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

gaystation-4

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tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

screenshots dont do this justice

broitsablog

*inhuman clicking*

frostychica

the millennial steve irwin

zenzgtandg

playing together

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

i fucking love this

ITS BACK

IT’S ON MY DASH!

itS BACK!

I FOUND IT

Did anyone become Patrick stump please

Get a magic fedora and turn into Patrick stump

otakuprincess15

This whole thing is hilarious. I remember seeing these way before I ever joined Tumblr too. 😁

lunanight2012

This is beautiful and the added loki meme is amazing

miyukey-arts

THAT MADE MY EVENING

flipnoteriversong

@thelunaticmoonmoon @theywhodoodles @ostrinia I love this, you might too.

davvic

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

pandaflavouredcookies

The morning murps

breaktotheotherside

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

thegravelbro

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

scienceshenanigans

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

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mothsluggy

caenis-mordred

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

thenextchapterbegins

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

smallgamedev-deactivated2025062

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

deadmugen

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

burnedbymarshmallow

thehornedwitch-deactivated20211

““Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.””

— Marilyn Monroe (via goodreadss)

colourpatternist

Another weird thing Sunnie does. Whenever she is ready to lay down, she kneads at whatever is on my bed and also grabs whatever thing she is kneading at eith her little mouth and pulls. It leaves little wet spots everywhere on my bed.

alliluyevas

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

alliluyevas

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

frontholemonologues-deactivated

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

benyw

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

benegesserwitch

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

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glorianas

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

pleasequietdown

No Noise November. everyone shut up

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