淹死的人是游泳的人

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

The image of Florida in the Mediterranean is hurting me psychically, but is hilarious.  So did Florida take Alligators with them or are they now in Italy?

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

alright THAT'S IT *relocks your tragic backstory*

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

...she is the hero we never deserved.

[video description: a tiktok by @overloadcomedy. the first part of the vide shows a person facing the camera. text reads “what the hell do you do with your boobs in the shower?” the video then cuts to a person in hijab speaking. they are looking forwards at the camera. the person’s speaking is as follows: “i am not sure what other women do but this is what i do. i twist and i unscrew both of them, and then i stick it on the wall. and then when i finish showering i put it back out and screw them back on again. that is exactly what i do. why? what do you do with your teehee, hmm?” end description]