Hello?

I miss him so much ;-; Sir Stephen Hawking why did you have to go

My lipgloss is poggers my lipgloss is cool all the boys be simpin i peg them after school

Sorry but how do people know about cars. There are like 400000 different types of cars and they all look the same. How is anyone able to tell them apart and be like “ah a 2007 Dodge Antelope Duster, good engine but the wheels go vroom vroom too hard.” Like what are they saying, what is there to say

Love the trope of “ small town where weird stuff just sorta happens ”

Not even a trope, small towns just be like that

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

the 48 hours after we learned trump had coronavirus was the national equivalent of having a substitute teacher in middle school

please be quiet… i’m trying to manifest a truckload of money into my bank account so that i can retire and never have to read an email again

cats will really walk on your tits without a word of apology

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king