unidentified flying bastard

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

9 out of 10 times I see people on here celebrating a new "landmark piece of anti-AI legislation" the legislation in question is inevitably some variation of "we propose making IP laws more restrictive but presented through the language of opposing AI". But that one from germany about holding google liable for the words of its AI overview feature is legitimately good I think. If they actively choose to shove that thing in everyone's face as the first thing they're going to see when they make a google search then they shouldn't be able to dodge accountability for the information it provides with a little "gemini AI can be inaccurate, please remember to double-check information teeheehee" disclaimer.

coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

"life keeps forcing cruel choices" almost sounds deep until you remember that it's not life forcing cruel "choices", it's renoir actively and deliberating manufacturing a situation in which there can be nothing but cruel choices

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection