unidentified flying bastard

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

9 out of 10 times I see people on here celebrating a new "landmark piece of anti-AI legislation" the legislation in question is inevitably some variation of "we propose making IP laws more restrictive but presented through the language of opposing AI". But that one from germany about holding google liable for the words of its AI overview feature is legitimately good I think. If they actively choose to shove that thing in everyone's face as the first thing they're going to see when they make a google search then they shouldn't be able to dodge accountability for the information it provides with a little "gemini AI can be inaccurate, please remember to double-check information teeheehee" disclaimer.

coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

"life keeps forcing cruel choices" almost sounds deep until you remember that it's not life forcing cruel "choices", it's renoir actively and deliberating manufacturing a situation in which there can be nothing but cruel choices

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection

Veterans should pay double.

oh yeah okay blame the poor people who joined the military because it was the only way they could get an education. it's totally their fault and not the government who feeds them propaganda from birth. And the only thing they get out of it is meager benefits and PTSD. that is so progressive of you !!

yeah okay sure I guess my uncles were supposed to just stay in the middle of nowhere south Carolina with no prospects other than dead end, middle of nowhere jobs because they couldn't afford college. they did what they had to. im not saying that every single person who joined did it for survival but it's bullshit to blame the ones who did for the government's wrongdoings.

Yes, them staying there would be preferable to them going off to murder people in the global south

witch hat atelier so far seems to be quite obviously about the disenfranchisement of children in academia and training so why did i only ever hear about those two yaoi men. do men likers even listen to the things they're watching

hey why do u automatically draw butches dark skinned and femmes light skinned. just wondering why your femmes are always pale, especially always being put next to darker skinned butches. just wondering why dark skin is masculine and pale skin is feminine to you. just wondering why you always draw butches as predatory masculine darker skinned people grabbing on swooning pale skinned people. just wondering. just wondering!!